Monsoon Blues: expectation vs. reality

Monsoon is awesome..Especially mountain peaks with dark green shade...they look like well maintained lady with green chiffon sari...nevertheless..I think I love trekking in monsoon.....People who knows me must be thinking that....b*****d got new whim...lad is like movie stroked teenager who change his looks with movie that rocked on box office ...but guys...seriously...I love to trek in monsoon...though I love galz too...but I think let’s stick to treks only...they are easier to conquer...


Last week was monsoon lovers paradise....first time in two months...we have seen rain on weekends... otherwise God of monsoon was working on corporate calendar and he was acting like low rated employee.... sorry dude, you will get this much of rain only...and no rain on weekend, I have got some personal work….oops wtf..where this blog is heading…I suppose to write about lad dressed in perfect formal on heavy monsoon day….so dhan te nan…let me introduce a character in perfect formals holding an umbrella and waiting for auto near station…his endeavor points out to only one fact that he is prey of gap between expectation and reality..So you must be wondering on heavy monsoon day what would be his expectation….

Expectation #1: News of mayhem due to heavy rain on TV channel

It was cool breeze..Alarm broke his hug with pillow..Though alarm was trying from past one hour…( alarm must be thinking to kill a guy who invented snooze option)..Nevertheless..he wakes up with a eternal dream of rainy day…he throws pillow to the corner of bed like playboy in his prime….he switched on TV with the assumption that it is yet another 26th July….

Reality: It was Star…switch to Zee…then Aaj Tak…NDTV…India TV…another bite of the dust…they wer talking about zodiacs…rape, accident and murder case in northern region.. 15 mins he was like…ahmmm…I think I am feeling feverish…and then suddenly he is out of laggard’s energy…and he was ready for his 9-6 may be 7 or 8 show…

Expectation#2: Share auto with hot chick

With perpetual disappointment, he took his body out his place…n he was outside..on the road..road..yeah..i suppose road..Though everyone is playing a game..SPOT THE ROAD contest and I said SPOT THE ROAD contest…and here he is…on auto stand…with his teenager imagination…he will be with dadaji and hot chick…And when journey will end…she will be fighting for her umbrella to open and there comes he with his SRK charm…offer a place in his umbrella and it was like….OMG moment…

Reality: He was out of his apartment…a group of teenagers, wearing EPL knickers and shattered T-shirt with football whose life is about to get screwed, moving to regular field where he used to play…It was like nail on coffin…and he reached nearby auto..Only one sit..in auto full of same old people..they were talking about petrol prices….and inflation…

Expectation#3: Obviously no train

What if Mumbai is still running or there is no hot chick in auto…There is still ray of hope… No trains today…Andheri,Dadar,Churni road..We have seen tracks fully drenched and covered by water…So western railway happily announce that there won’t be any train for 3-4 hours time..with this news..he was planning to call all his friend to chinnu’s canteen…first we will eat some bhajiyas and kadak chai..then a long stroll on road..(oops I supposed to buy plastic cover for cell phone)..then a small trek on nearby mountain peak…bravo dude…what a plan…

Reality: Platform no ek pe aanewali local…churchgate k liye tej local he…All he can see is…crowd…fighting for place to sit…a gal completely drenched and in whites (icing on cake kind of situation)…Bold pervert watching directly at her…tamed pervert who was watching indicator and then rolls his eyes on her, hoping that she will smile back to him…And he found place to stand …n journey begins..

Last Expectation: SMS from senior and then walk on sea shore

I can imagine how he must be feeling..but its human and hope is part of their life…Now when he about to reach place…he is expecting a SMS from organization..which will talk about their inadequate worry and announcement of day off…And then he will visit worli sea face to watch those waves and their occasional efforts..i think they are in love with apartment next to beach…or they want to take revenge…God knows..but they are huge and tempting…he must be feeling like..stay with them forever and ever..

Reality: God of monsoon left the ground without podium finish..water is about to leave road..auto engine are working fine…umbrella is packed and happily residing in bags….like always…everything is normal and it is 15 passed 9…so he has to rush…

Bye C ya..even i have reached my office…I don’t know where he went..but my mailbox is poking me…and haughtily saying that dude..you are at my service…Bye Bye

Few lines for him ( my poetry is like a toddler’s effort…So just bear with it…)

I was walking on the potholed road
It was raining with voices from toad
Drenched bird on the pole
Lecher without any mole
And I was without my casuals
Holding umbrella with fictitious visuals
I wish that, I could have got a clone
I’ll be enjoying, and he will walk alone
I wish that, I could have got a clone
I’ll be enjoying, and he will walk alone……


Please note … it’s a fiction….so just enjoy..Don’t take it seriously….n your criticism is welcomed…ciao