Seriously human never change their skins…they remain wat they are….now u must b thinkin..dat this guy is high on marijuana… but its not a case…I m non smoker , non drinker n vegetarian ( please take a note that m still single…)…Now seriously..they do not change….there is genesis for such comments..Allegations..or whatever…
It all began wen I visited place of ma dear friend SAD on weekend…weekend for taciturn guys is always unplanned…wen u bored of digital world..u start searchin for options…n u land up with some school friend who was yor desk partner..so i called up SAD n asked him with some clause to meet me at regular place …precisely speaking with only one clause..DO NOT TALK ON MY MARRIAGE PLAN…he always start with that n end up on same…..n insist me to come down his place rather than our regular place…but u c….i cn control SAD but not his wife…waise, nobody cn control their wife…(please note…statement that I am makin is based on jokes/comments ,which I have read..got no experience of such ruthless ( adjective is used just to impress few ladies)…ruthless comment)…
So it was perfect plan…we thought its better to check some hotel rather than bademiyas..I never understood y…that small place got such a hype…so I thought we will hit DD…n will devour some spicy chicken…n during our journey of 100m..we realised that we were major jerks to turn our back on bade miyas n go to DD…
we order baida roti n chicken…n park ourselves on nice orphan car…n we were chattin abt few friends n concentrated our discussion on most famous n highly chatted topic…cricket…n we were amazed by downfall of west indian cricket…”dude we were that close to conquer barbadose..n it was Mr sharma…lanky uncertain fast bowler”….we were talkin abt downfalll of windies cricket…n speculating on money I other sports…n nw it is cos of T20…saaala people hve lost patience….i think windies have distributed qualities of test cricket to different individuals….n everyone has chosen attack n nominated Mr chanderpaul to hold patience department….We were talkin like commentator of some low cost radio station…..N suddelny we found that orphan car found its owner….a guy in tight jean n half sleeves shirt with three opened button…surrounded by girls, looking more like a prostitutes than big town chicks…n he uttered a famous dialogue…ONCE IN BLUE MOON…n we were like, OMG….he was famous villan of bollywood….ranjit…Oh boy I shud hve guessed it…but u c….it was dark outside..( god help me…wen will I stop throwing childish reasons)…n we came to knw that he is test cricket fan….
So aftaa some stupid teenager type reactions ( oh F***..we were fan of yours..u stilll rocks….love your movies…speciallly khote sikke)….he told me guys…wat kind of cricket u r talkin abt…pravin kumar ishant sharma…u shud have watched roberts, holding, malcom marshal…u shud have seen blood on bouncing pitches..u hud hve seen gavaskarian class…gundappas brialliance…that is wat cricket is..T20 is like one night stand with hot dusky girlfriend…n test cricket is romance with fair slim lady in paris..n he winked at us n went off in his casinovian model of jaguar….n I do realised one thing….ppl dnt change der skin…it always der with u until u get wat u deserve…..( Please note…no way I m nt goin to tell ya dat m single…just that it’s a fiction….so just njoy..dnt take it seriously….n your criticism is welcomed…)…ciao
Monday, July 4, 2011
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